Funny, Cheap and Green Father's Day ideas
"Earthling, today is a special day. It is Father’s Day. The only problem is that my father, who is more than one million years old, is in a galaxy far, far away. Thanks to Bubba who shot us down in Stephenville, Texas, and damaged our intergalactic energy power booster, this Father

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Earthlings, we have discovered a perfect food that costs almost nothing to grow yourself at home. It is a healthy power boost to the human body for energy and superior health. Drink this superfood to operate your body more effectively for longer period of time, save money on doctor's visits and be green like us. This magic, gr

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The endorsement she needs is Simon Cowell. No, I'm not losing my marbles. Hillary should go on the American Idol

show next week and do a little dance and song number, only to be endorsed by Simon Cowell. Throw in ditsy Paula Abdul and you've got America covered. She would win the popular vote.

Simon says... and America

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The middle class war we face is nothing compared to the problems many women face in America in regards to sex slavery.

Yes, sex slavery. If you don't believe there's sex slavery in America, I'll sell you a bridge in San Francisco.
America, the land of the free, imports illegal aliens (I'm sorry it's 'undocumented work

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Earthling, blogging is a highly enjoyable way to pass the time until we figure out how to fix our saucy saucer for intergalactic travel. We are highly intelligent, super-smart beings and we are one million years more advanced than you... but we do not hold that against you. We love Earthlings! We are happy to help you by offeri

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5 cool reasons to use wind power.
Do you want wind farms in the fields? Or would you prefer coal particles in your lungs? We laugh at Earthlings bragging about being a digital, Internet society. Did you know that 50% of the electricity generated in United States is produced by coal?

Yes, there is plenty of coal on your pla

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Despite Wright came back from his vacation to save his own legacy (Reverend Wright and President Bush should get together to compare notes on how to save their legacy), but even he couldn't stop the Obama Express from reaching the White House.

Even with all the ne steam. Politics is about momentum and I just can't figure o

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Your body is natural, so treat it with natural products. My wife, Meera and I searched the Earth in our saucy saucer and discovered the simplest, eco-friendly items to pamper your skin so you can stay beautiful and healthy, even during recession.

Top 6 Recession-Proof, Green-Friendly Skincare Products:
1. Avocado oil. We lo

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I 'm not a mathematician by training but I love math. I can't figure out who Hillary is using to do the math for her on the delegate count, super delegates and popular vote.

The Obama Express is pumping some major steam despite the fact Reverend Wright didn't do the "wright" thing. He tried to defend his legacy as a pas

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Earthlings, Meera and I have always had an answer for any question our son Zorkey asked us. We are embarrassed to admit, that despite having super intelligence which few species in the billions of galaxies can match, we were befuddled, stumped and silenced. Our son Zorkey was shocked when he heard us say, "We do not know, it i

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According to the Ohio Plan rules, the same four states that led off the process under the current rules, would have kicked off primary season. Instead of Florida coming next, though, the process would shift from the "early 4" to a grouping of the least populous states. In the process, McCain would have lost the advantage of t

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I was originally going to write about the 7 Deadly Sins of Dating. But seeing as the Vatican decided to make life more difficult for all of us, 14 Deadly Dating Sins it is. This article covers everything from Greed to Human Experimentation. Check out these basic pointers to keep you out of Relationship Hell. Simple things to co

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Things will be even more interesting if Hillary runs over Obama in West Virginia and Kentucky. And what a drama it would be if Democrats let Michigan and Florida have their say so. Yes, these two states broke Howard Dean's rule by changing their primary dates, but who'd have thought this race would be so damn exciting?

My

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We are here to help the Earthling race. We realize some of you Homo sapiens are more evolved than others. Al Gore, the earthling who invented the Internet and brought global warming to your attention, is a more highly-evolved Homo sapien.

We offer green tips which will enable you to be green like us. Your species is not adv

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HUCK FINN COMMENTS: If you missed the President George W. Bush press conference, you missed a show. After watching George W., I realized there's no need for me to spend any money going to comedy clubs.

Add laughter in your life by watching a George W. press conference. This might help as the economy sinks into recession. It

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