Funny, Cheap and Green Father's Day ideas
"Earthling, today is a special day. It is Father’s Day. The only problem is that my father, who is more than one million years old, is in a galaxy far, far away. Thanks to Bubba who shot us down in Stephenville, Texas, and damaged our intergalactic energy power booster, this Father

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Earthlings, we have discovered a perfect food that costs almost nothing to grow yourself at home. It is a healthy power boost to the human body for energy and superior health. Drink this superfood to operate your body more effectively for longer period of time, save money on doctor's visits and be green like us. This magic, gr

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The endorsement she needs is Simon Cowell. No, I'm not losing my marbles. Hillary should go on the American Idol

show next week and do a little dance and song number, only to be endorsed by Simon Cowell. Throw in ditsy Paula Abdul and you've got America covered. She would win the popular vote.

Simon says... and America

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The middle class war we face is nothing compared to the problems many women face in America in regards to sex slavery.

Yes, sex slavery. If you don't believe there's sex slavery in America, I'll sell you a bridge in San Francisco.
America, the land of the free, imports illegal aliens (I'm sorry it's 'undocumented work

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Earthling, blogging is a highly enjoyable way to pass the time until we figure out how to fix our saucy saucer for intergalactic travel. We are highly intelligent, super-smart beings and we are one million years more advanced than you... but we do not hold that against you. We love Earthlings! We are happy to help you by offeri

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5 cool reasons to use wind power.
Do you want wind farms in the fields? Or would you prefer coal particles in your lungs? We laugh at Earthlings bragging about being a digital, Internet society. Did you know that 50% of the electricity generated in United States is produced by coal?

Yes, there is plenty of coal on your pla

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Despite Wright came back from his vacation to save his own legacy (Reverend Wright and President Bush should get together to compare notes on how to save their legacy), but even he couldn't stop the Obama Express from reaching the White House.

Even with all the ne steam. Politics is about momentum and I just can't figure o

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Your body is natural, so treat it with natural products. My wife, Meera and I searched the Earth in our saucy saucer and discovered the simplest, eco-friendly items to pamper your skin so you can stay beautiful and healthy, even during recession.

Top 6 Recession-Proof, Green-Friendly Skincare Products:
1. Avocado oil. We lo

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Things will be even more interesting if Hillary runs over Obama in West Virginia and Kentucky. And what a drama it would be if Democrats let Michigan and Florida have their say so. Yes, these two states broke Howard Dean's rule by changing their primary dates, but who'd have thought this race would be so damn exciting?

My

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HUCK FINN COMMENTS: If you missed the President George W. Bush press conference, you missed a show. After watching George W., I realized there's no need for me to spend any money going to comedy clubs.

Add laughter in your life by watching a George W. press conference. This might help as the economy sinks into recession. It

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Obama has made mistakes anyone can understand. Sometimes we say things we don't mean, or are misinterpreted. (I am still undecided folks about who I am going to vote for. I keep thinking Putin will come to America's rescue but no cigar Vodka at this point.)

Obama's elitist-sounding comment about small town folks cling

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Obama can't put her out, no matter how much money he throws against her. Despite the media favoring Obama, the "bitter" comment and Obama's pastor were a difference in Pennsylvania.

What would have happened if Hillary had not lied (I mean misspoke) about her experiences in Bosnia? Would Hillary have pounded Obama by more

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I learned something from Hillary after Super Tuesday II. When the crap hits the fan, and you must win, throw everything at the problem, including the kitchen sink. Why? Because you never know what is going to work.

In the case of Hillary, she had to win Texas and Ohio in order to stay in the game. Hillary won through a combi

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Well, the last debate (so we think) is finally over, at least until the Democratic Convention. In the old days, not long ago, it was exciting to see Obama and Hillary duke it out. The magic is gone, Amerikans.

When you look at their faces over the last six months, you see two worn out, battered, warriors trying to throw in t

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Earthlings, beware! Fancy dinner dates are out during the economic recession. We do not understand why humans spend so much money to go out on dates when the end result is the same every time. Humans are sexual creatures and very predictable. It is all about sex, sex, sex.

Why don't Earthlings simply ask the opposite sex to

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