I'm just glad it wasn't me ... on either side of the equation. A guy in my office had the misfortune of walking in on someone in the restroom. It's my worst fear being the one on the prone end of things. But it's not much better if you're the one walking into it. If you aren't careful about locking the door behind you, yo

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If you have a pond you know that geese can be a problem. It's not that I mind them floating around the pond. I don't. It's when they come out to dig up my grass and poop on the banks of the pond that I get annoyed, especially when I sink a bare foot in the squishy stuff! A border collie would work, but I no longer have one.

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We all have quirky behaviors. While I may not meet the National Institute for Mental Health's clinical definition for OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder), I think I get close enough. Stop by the Junk Drawer and take a look at my odd list and see if you're any worse than me. If you care to admit to any of your oddball rituals,

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The first ever redneck article on bird squeezing that matters! You will be missing out if you don't read this humorous article on big fat bird squeezing for fun. Your life will be meaningless without this priceless redneck advice on how to squeeze that bird without hurting the bird or yourself. Do you want a meaningless life?

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Does your baby have High Heels? No why on earth not? LOL this is the latest trend apparently: high heels for the under 6 months old - at least they dont have to walk on them so its a lot more PC than the high heels for tiny tots in talent shows! - I think its a laugh and a clever bit of viral marketing on the part of the manu

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Christine Morteh was arrested the other day in South Beach. She is accused for organizing a brothel on wheels in south beach. Christine Morteh had a limo bus rolling in South beach picking up customers. It is a strange story, one of those that are frequent in South Beach. Christine Morteh is facing many charges and is has poste

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We come across these words often. In conversations mostly. They are primarily used in the spoken word and often, if we take the time to actually ask again,or to write them down and see where they come from and what they mean we are amazed with the fact that they don't exist. Words like Snortling, are used often, they are verba

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Eliot Spitzer officially announcing his resignation today at a press conference in Manhattan. Spitzer was implicated with the Emperor's Club Escort Service by a federal investigation. Less than 2 days after this was revealed, Spitzer stepped down. News parody style reporting of Spitzer's resignation. What are the ramificatio

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They say you should Dress For Success especially when applying for a job, seeking to move up the corporate ladder or seeking to impress a client. Well I wore shorts one day and no it wasn't on the weekend. to make matters worse the office is a law firm and where do you see lawyers most of them. Well in court of course but usua

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"We’re not nudists. We just like hanging out nude sometimes . . . in public . . . with other nude people. What distinguishes us from nudists is that this is not a lifestyle. It’s a vacation. We don’t play nude volleyball or hang out at trailer camps with nude families. Swimming nude is fun. Eating barbecue nude is not."

Ha

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You know how they always say lawyers work like maniacs? They are constantly working and measuring their time, they take lunch at their desks, spend 12 hours at the office even on weekends too. Well sometimes lawyers have to take a break, relax, rescue their minds, maintain their sanity, even if it means falling asleep at the of

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Google announced the new AdSense for Conversation program today.
This looks to be a very profitable and easy to use way to make money. All you need is to get an AdSense for conversation account and you are ready to profit from nearly any conversation.
This could lead to a lowering of general conversation quality. In particula

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When I was little and looked at old black and white pictures, I thought it meant that there was no color. Not that there was no color film. Rather, that there was no color in the world. I was slightly apprehensive about admitting this nugget in a post, but when the comments started rolling in, a wave of relief came over me. See

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In this funny video, all the boys in South Park are on hand to watch Stan and Kyle to break 1 million points in Guitar Hero. There are Guitar Hero games, in homes and in bowling alleys, all over South Park. The boy are there, Stan and Kyle are playing Guitar Hero, everything is set for the 1 million point mark to be broken in

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What do you get if you're the last of five people to take a shower in the morning? Freezing cold, that's what! If you've tried and failed to take a shower while the water's still running hot, read Jeff's hilarious instructions for taking a shower if you find yourself in a cold-water situation. He's got it down to a scienc

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