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Zork's Green Tip 1 - Be Green and Still Have Fun

By jedankitty 122 days ago from http://www.itstheplanetdidiot.com

We are here to help the Earthling race. We realize some of you Homo sapiens are more evolved than others. Al Gore, the earthling who invented the Internet and brought global warming to your attention, is a more highly-evolved Homo sapien.

We offer green tips which will enable you to be green like us. Your species is not adv

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Wheatgrass: The Perfect Recession-proof Food

By webmaster8888 108 days ago from http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com

Earthlings, we have discovered a perfect food that costs almost nothing to grow yourself at home. It is a healthy power boost to the human body for energy and superior health. Drink this superfood to operate your body more effectively for longer period of time, save money on doctor's visits and be green like us. This magic, gr

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Recession-Proof Breakfast Ideas

By jedankitty 156 days ago from http://putinforpresident.typepad.com

It's the Recession, Stupid
Breakfast is an important meal to get Earthling's metabolisms and brains humming in the morning. It is the cheapest meal of the day, so take advantage of the savings during recession by eating a cheap breakfast.

Please do not skip breakfast or you will be so hungry at lunch you might easily over

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Cut Your Phone Bill in Half Instantly

By jedankitty 142 days ago from http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com

ItsTheRecessionStupid.com: UFO Recession Tip 65
Funny and useful tips to Earthlings on how to survive the economic recession from cute UFO Aliens.
"Earthlings, beware of the phones using landlines. They are dangerous to your wallet during economic recession. We have calculated that getting rid of your old-fashioned, un-glam

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Zork's Green Tip 2 - 10 Reasons to Plant a Tree

By jedankitty 120 days ago from http://www.itstheplanetdidiot.com

Earthling, without trees, there would be no way for you to breathe and live on this planet. Every time you chop down a tree, you are actually cutting off your oxygen supply. Why does your species keep murdering them?

You learned the value of trees and the reason for their Earthly existence in grade school. As you grow older

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7 Recession-Proof Father’s Day Tips

By webmaster8888 81 days ago from http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com

Funny, Cheap and Green Father's Day ideas
"Earthling, today is a special day. It is Father’s Day. The only problem is that my father, who is more than one million years old, is in a galaxy far, far away. Thanks to Bubba who shot us down in Stephenville, Texas, and damaged our intergalactic energy power booster, this Father

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