Earthlings, if you are too lazy to walk, we offer you an alternative green technology called a bicycle. Humans should ride everywhere on their bikes. The new fashion trend is riding bikes, especially since gas is nearly $4 per gallon.

5 beautiful reasons to ride a bike:

1. Save the planet. Your average vehicle produces 8

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We now save money by exercising at our dwelling. We don't have all those machines at our disposal, but we've managed to look lean and fit. The exercises we do are ones you can do anywhere. We have even adopted some of those exercise to do during our sexual pleasure moments.

Here are 9 exercises any Earthling can do without

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Earthling, blogging is a highly enjoyable way to pass the time until we figure out how to fix our saucy saucer for intergalactic travel. We are highly intelligent, super-smart beings and we are one million years more advanced than you... but we do not hold that against you. We love Earthlings! We are happy to help you by offeri

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