Tips for human Americans on how to survive the recession from expert alien beings.
Bringing your lunch to work is cheaper than going out to a restaurant, saves gas and reduces pollution. If you are an intelligent being, you will bring a healthy sandwich.
Lunch box leads to company commitment leads to saving money leads to a h

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We are here to help the Earthling race. We realize some of you Homo sapiens are more evolved than others. Al Gore, the earthling who invented the Internet and brought global warming to your attention, is a more highly-evolved Homo sapien.

We offer green tips which will enable you to be green like us. Your species is not adv

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Japanese people love their UFOs. It seems we can’t go one month without hearing about some unknown object flying in the skies above Hokkaido or Nagano and setting imaginations wild. And why shouldn’t it? We see countless references to extra-terrestrial beings and intra-galactic voyages in pop culture, and we want in!

However

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Earthlings, Meera and I have always had an answer for any question our son Zorkey asked us. We are embarrassed to admit, that despite having super intelligence which few species in the billions of galaxies can match, we were befuddled, stumped and silenced. Our son Zorkey was shocked when he heard us say, "We do not know, it i

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Earthlings, if you are too lazy to walk, we offer you an alternative green technology called a bicycle. Humans should ride everywhere on their bikes. The new fashion trend is riding bikes, especially since gas is nearly $4 per gallon.

5 beautiful reasons to ride a bike:

1. Save the planet. Your average vehicle produces 8

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5 cool reasons to use wind power.
Do you want wind farms in the fields? Or would you prefer coal particles in your lungs? We laugh at Earthlings bragging about being a digital, Internet society. Did you know that 50% of the electricity generated in United States is produced by coal?

Yes, there is plenty of coal on your pla

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Earthlings, if you have access to Internet, you can get all your information for FREE, unless it is The Wall Street Journal. There is no need to subscribe to magazines or newspapers. You can save money, and receive all this information and more, faster and much better over the Internet. Most important, you will not use tree mat

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If you want to save money during the American recession, it is not hard for any Earthling to learn to change the oil or air filter.
You will save at least 50% of the money spent at a garage or one of the oil change chains. Yes, you might get your hands dirty but it sure beats being broke.
If you are not able to change oil fo

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Earthlings, why buy fashion when you can be fashion? Make your own cool and original clothing. People will not know it is not some schmancy fancy brand, because during recession Earthlings are too busy trying to figure out how to pay their bills. Your friends will never guess you sewed it yourself. If they ask where you got you

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"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People"
The train for the White House has left and Hill's not on it. Why? Because the person driving the train is Obama. After the Texas debates, it was evident that both of them are a lot more similar than different.
The American voter is lazy.
They don't want to take the time to really stu

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We see a few smart humanoids using valuable scraps of paper you call coupons. Those squares of paper can be used as real money to buy things like food at your local grocery stores. Cut those coupons out and use them. If you throw them away you are only proving to us aliens that your species is an army of DIDIOTS.

We even see

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Laughter is good medicine. Doctors and scientists across Planet Earth have proven laughing your humanoid ass off is healthy. It even helps you flatten your abs, which will make you more attractive to other Earthlings, enabling you to get more of the best free entertainment - SEX. More sex is exercise, which keeps you keep in be

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Earthlings, why do humans always want things bigger and bigger? If you are going to survive the recession, you will have to change your mentality to 'less is more.'

Less eating, spending, driving, partying, smoking.

Less of those things means more of other things.
More money, time with family, relaxing, reading, enjoyi

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Hillary needs to hire Mystery, The Pick Up Artist, from the VH1 reality show.

Mystery can teach her how to pick up undecided votes in Texas and Ohio. The clock is ticking and Hill's losing voters in Texas and Ohio by the second.

Here's the advice I believe Mystery would give Hillary:

Mystery Pick Up Advice #1: Stop a

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Earthlings, we have discovered a perfect food that costs almost nothing to grow yourself at home. It is a healthy power boost to the human body for energy and superior health. Drink this superfood to operate your body more effectively for longer period of time, save money on doctor's visits and be green like us. This magic, gr

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