An SEO Poem:

When it comes to SEO, there’s a lot to consider.
With Google AdWords, you want to be the highest bidder.

Writing for SEO is more than just using keywords.
You always want to maintain the highest of standards.

Of course, you w

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As the title suggests, this is a parody poem of the classic, A night before Christmas. This one is tailored towards systems administrators. This is sure to be an instant classic in the computer community this holiday season. If you don't understand it, send it to the computer person in your family to explain it. If you or they enjoy it, zoom

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Political associations in the United States are getting far off base. Not many political parties are doing what they were originally intended to. Democrats have failed to stop the war, Republicans haven't improved the economy or lowered taxes. The liberals ideal utopia is asinine and the religious conservative view is quite fr

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When I started writing this poem, I set out with a goal to create something which measured up against Allen Ginsberg's Howl. If you have never heard of it, it's a massively-long epic poem from the Beat Generation. Written in the midst of the Vietnam War, it describes the turmoil and loss of the time.

I told myself that I w

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