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ItsTheRecessionStupid: UFO Recession Tip 9 - Bring Lunch to Work

By webmaster8888 193 days ago from http://putinforpresident.typepad.com

Tips for human Americans on how to survive the recession from expert alien beings.
Bringing your lunch to work is cheaper than going out to a restaurant, saves gas and reduces pollution. If you are an intelligent being, you will bring a healthy sandwich.
Lunch box leads to company commitment leads to saving money leads to a h

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Zork's Green Tip 1 - Be Green and Still Have Fun

By jedankitty 124 days ago from http://www.itstheplanetdidiot.com

We are here to help the Earthling race. We realize some of you Homo sapiens are more evolved than others. Al Gore, the earthling who invented the Internet and brought global warming to your attention, is a more highly-evolved Homo sapien.

We offer green tips which will enable you to be green like us. Your species is not adv

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ItsTheRecessionStupid: Tip 21 - Be Your Own Mechanic

By webmaster8888 193 days ago from http://putinforpresident.typepad.com

If you want to save money during the American recession, it is not hard for any Earthling to learn to change the oil or air filter.
You will save at least 50% of the money spent at a garage or one of the oil change chains. Yes, you might get your hands dirty but it sure beats being broke.
If you are not able to change oil fo

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ItsthePlanetDidiot: Zork Green Tip 5 - Bike, Monsier

By jedankitty 120 days ago from http://www.itstheplanetdidiot.com

Earthlings, if you are too lazy to walk, we offer you an alternative green technology called a bicycle. Humans should ride everywhere on their bikes. The new fashion trend is riding bikes, especially since gas is nearly $4 per gallon.

5 beautiful reasons to ride a bike:

1. Save the planet. Your average vehicle produces 8

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Wheatgrass: The Perfect Recession-proof Food

By webmaster8888 110 days ago from http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com

Earthlings, we have discovered a perfect food that costs almost nothing to grow yourself at home. It is a healthy power boost to the human body for energy and superior health. Drink this superfood to operate your body more effectively for longer period of time, save money on doctor's visits and be green like us. This magic, gr

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Recession Tip 72 - Save Money, Stop Using Shampoo

By jedankitty 124 days ago from http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com

Why do Earthlings spend so much on maintaining their hair? Maybe because we aliens do not have hair, we will never understand. Shampoo puts unhealthy chemicals on your head, next to your brain. This seems to us like a Didiot thing to do. The planet Earth offers a way to naturally and cheaply clean your hair.

Beautiful, shin

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10 Of The Coolest Sites Used On The Planet Earth

By profitline 122 days ago from http://www.etienneteo.com

Some of the coolest websites on planet is not created overnight, but it needs just a few word of mouth marketing to bring a site which have been around for years to be hot again if the right people and right integrated marketing communications are being used to promote the websites.

Let me share with you a list of 10 sites t

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Zork's Green Tip 2 - 10 Reasons to Plant a Tree

By jedankitty 122 days ago from http://www.itstheplanetdidiot.com

Earthling, without trees, there would be no way for you to breathe and live on this planet. Every time you chop down a tree, you are actually cutting off your oxygen supply. Why does your species keep murdering them?

You learned the value of trees and the reason for their Earthly existence in grade school. As you grow older

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Constellations of Concious Connection…

By sfrangos 286 days ago from http://astrodaija.com

Who believed that you could find, in the Zodiac, a "complete projected theory of human character?" Answer: Carl Jung, the famous psychologist.

This post examines constellations and "synastry" in Astrology, providing an overview of these concepts. The posts are illustrated, and will help you understand how Astrology works with energ

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ItsTheRecessionStupid Tip 29 - Dare to Go Unplugged

By webmaster8888 187 days ago from http://putinforpresident.typepad.com

Earthlings, do not be a Didiot. Unplug all things electrical if not in use. You waste money and waste electricity when your enormous American audio/video/VCR/DVD/DVR/gaming system sits plugged into the outlet when not in use.

Take a few minutes and look around your home. You can save a lot of money during the recession easil

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7 Recession-Proof Father’s Day Tips

By webmaster8888 83 days ago from http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com

Funny, Cheap and Green Father's Day ideas
"Earthling, today is a special day. It is Father’s Day. The only problem is that my father, who is more than one million years old, is in a galaxy far, far away. Thanks to Bubba who shot us down in Stephenville, Texas, and damaged our intergalactic energy power booster, this Father

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