Tips for human Americans on how to survive the recession from expert alien beings.
Bringing your lunch to work is cheaper than going out to a restaurant, saves gas and reduces pollution. If you are an intelligent being, you will bring a healthy sandwich.
Lunch box leads to company commitment leads to saving money leads to a h

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We are here to help the Earthling race. We realize some of you Homo sapiens are more evolved than others. Al Gore, the earthling who invented the Internet and brought global warming to your attention, is a more highly-evolved Homo sapien.

We offer green tips which will enable you to be green like us. Your species is not adv

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If you want to save money during the American recession, it is not hard for any Earthling to learn to change the oil or air filter.
You will save at least 50% of the money spent at a garage or one of the oil change chains. Yes, you might get your hands dirty but it sure beats being broke.
If you are not able to change oil fo

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Earthlings, if you are too lazy to walk, we offer you an alternative green technology called a bicycle. Humans should ride everywhere on their bikes. The new fashion trend is riding bikes, especially since gas is nearly $4 per gallon.

5 beautiful reasons to ride a bike:

1. Save the planet. Your average vehicle produces 8

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Earthlings, we have discovered a perfect food that costs almost nothing to grow yourself at home. It is a healthy power boost to the human body for energy and superior health. Drink this superfood to operate your body more effectively for longer period of time, save money on doctor's visits and be green like us. This magic, gr

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Why do Earthlings spend so much on maintaining their hair? Maybe because we aliens do not have hair, we will never understand. Shampoo puts unhealthy chemicals on your head, next to your brain. This seems to us like a Didiot thing to do. The planet Earth offers a way to naturally and cheaply clean your hair.

Beautiful, shin

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Some of the coolest websites on planet is not created overnight, but it needs just a few word of mouth marketing to bring a site which have been around for years to be hot again if the right people and right integrated marketing communications are being used to promote the websites.

Let me share with you a list of 10 sites t

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Earthling, without trees, there would be no way for you to breathe and live on this planet. Every time you chop down a tree, you are actually cutting off your oxygen supply. Why does your species keep murdering them?

You learned the value of trees and the reason for their Earthly existence in grade school. As you grow older

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Who believed that you could find, in the Zodiac, a "complete projected theory of human character?" Answer: Carl Jung, the famous psychologist.

This post examines constellations and "synastry" in Astrology, providing an overview of these concepts. The posts are illustrated, and will help you understand how Astrology works with energ

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Earthlings, do not be a Didiot. Unplug all things electrical if not in use. You waste money and waste electricity when your enormous American audio/video/VCR/DVD/DVR/gaming system sits plugged into the outlet when not in use.

Take a few minutes and look around your home. You can save a lot of money during the recession easil

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Funny, Cheap and Green Father's Day ideas
"Earthling, today is a special day. It is Father’s Day. The only problem is that my father, who is more than one million years old, is in a galaxy far, far away. Thanks to Bubba who shot us down in Stephenville, Texas, and damaged our intergalactic energy power booster, this Father

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