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The Best Bit of the Internet: You Are Going Straight to Hell because You Will Not Touch Yourself.

By lordlikely 358 days ago from http://thebestbitoftheinternet.blogspot.com

The Best Bit of the Internet is proud to present 'Straight to Hell', a new column penned by the highly controversial vicar, Reverend B.J Hades.

In this, his first column, Hades deals with the topic of onanism, and how touching one's self may be a way of touching God's heart.

Not for the easily offended, or angry deities.

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