Earthlings, we have discovered a perfect food that costs almost nothing to grow yourself at home. It is a healthy power boost to the human body for energy and superior health. Drink this superfood to operate your body more effectively for longer period of time, save money on doctor's visits and be green like us. This magic, gr

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If you are an Earthling shopaholic, then simply restrain yourself from spending money during recession. We understand that your current president has the same problem of not being able to save money for the U.S.
From what we read in your own human-written newspapers, the U.S. is $9 trillion dollars in debt at this moment and o

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Why do Earthlings spend so much on maintaining their hair? Maybe because we aliens do not have hair, we will never understand. Shampoo puts unhealthy chemicals on your head, next to your brain. This seems to us like a Didiot thing to do. The planet Earth offers a way to naturally and cheaply clean your hair.

Beautiful, shin

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I am sure you have seen it, sitting there complacently on top of the toilet or off to the side of the sink. You know the one - it is dressed in a skin of fresh flowers and tells you that to remove your butt odor, you need only to spray its natural sent in the air.

If you haven’t guessed, I’m talking about your air freshener.

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The economy is changing a lot now with all the prices going up in food and gas. The government thought it was smart to increase the minimum wage to match the price change in necessities, but they were wrong. The only thing that did was increase the prices even more. Now that people are realizing how difficult it is to purcha

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Your body is natural, so treat it with natural products. My wife, Meera and I searched the Earth in our saucy saucer and discovered the simplest, eco-friendly items to pamper your skin so you can stay beautiful and healthy, even during recession.

Top 6 Recession-Proof, Green-Friendly Skincare Products:
1. Avocado oil. We lo

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Ever since I was a child, I have been fascinated with picking up coins (and sometimes even dollar bills) from the ground. I remember my brother and I would go down every aisle in a supermarket looking for coins to pay for a pack or two of baseball cards. Now that I am 32, I have certainly outgrown hunting for lost change, right

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some useful tips to help people pay off their debts

"Many years ago, I got myself highly in debt. Being young and not really understanding credit, while personally funding various business ventures, it all came crashing down on me at the sum of $25,000. That is when I decided that I needed to get myself out of this situatio

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Funny, Cheap and Green Father's Day ideas
"Earthling, today is a special day. It is Father’s Day. The only problem is that my father, who is more than one million years old, is in a galaxy far, far away. Thanks to Bubba who shot us down in Stephenville, Texas, and damaged our intergalactic energy power booster, this Father

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