Are you sick of the latest brain dead celebrity telling you how to live your life and save the planet, while they fly around the World in private jets and live in extravagant mansions? I know I am; all I want from my celebrity is entertainment and maybe the chance to vote for them when they run for Governor. Take Al (Pig Fucker) Gore for exam

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Earthlings, Meera and I have always had an answer for any question our son Zorkey asked us. We are embarrassed to admit, that despite having super intelligence which few species in the billions of galaxies can match, we were befuddled, stumped and silenced. Our son Zorkey was shocked when he heard us say, "We do not know, it i

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Earthlings, if you are too lazy to walk, we offer you an alternative green technology called a bicycle. Humans should ride everywhere on their bikes. The new fashion trend is riding bikes, especially since gas is nearly $4 per gallon.

5 beautiful reasons to ride a bike:

1. Save the planet. Your average vehicle produces 8

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5 cool reasons to use wind power.
Do you want wind farms in the fields? Or would you prefer coal particles in your lungs? We laugh at Earthlings bragging about being a digital, Internet society. Did you know that 50% of the electricity generated in United States is produced by coal?

Yes, there is plenty of coal on your pla

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How many of you dream about driving the ultimate sports car? How many of you dream about driving the ultimate ELECTRIC sports car? How many of you may actually be able to afford one? The lastest hit amongst the sleek and sexy electric sports cars is the Lightning GT and it's all lightning and thunder! Here's some details abou

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Earthlings, we have discovered a perfect food that costs almost nothing to grow yourself at home. It is a healthy power boost to the human body for energy and superior health. Drink this superfood to operate your body more effectively for longer period of time, save money on doctor's visits and be green like us. This magic, gr

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Your Dad is someone who is really special to you and you tend to look up to him. As we all know, Father’s day is coming up quick. This Father’s Day why don’t you buy him something really special. Personally, I always go with the electronics. Dads love to show off new gizmos, atleast most dads do, so what better present to get h

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These lightweight speakers, by Fashion Nation, are made of 100% recycled materials and they come in a variety of colors and shapes. They fold flat for easy transportation and only cost $15 each. As a conclusion, I suggest using a mor

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Why do Earthlings spend so much on maintaining their hair? Maybe because we aliens do not have hair, we will never understand. Shampoo puts unhealthy chemicals on your head, next to your brain. This seems to us like a Didiot thing to do. The planet Earth offers a way to naturally and cheaply clean your hair.

Beautiful, shin

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Your body is natural, so treat it with natural products. My wife, Meera and I searched the Earth in our saucy saucer and discovered the simplest, eco-friendly items to pamper your skin so you can stay beautiful and healthy, even during recession.

Top 6 Recession-Proof, Green-Friendly Skincare Products:
1. Avocado oil. We lo

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Funny, Cheap and Green Father's Day ideas
"Earthling, today is a special day. It is Father’s Day. The only problem is that my father, who is more than one million years old, is in a galaxy far, far away. Thanks to Bubba who shot us down in Stephenville, Texas, and damaged our intergalactic energy power booster, this Father

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