Another day, another migraine. There's nothing quite like working with people who can't get by with task lighting to really irritate those of us under 50. If you're sitting in front of a monitor - a source of light, by the way - why exactly do you need to flood the office in a sickly too-blue glow? Is it because you closed t

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How is this day unlike all the others? Many years ago my mother squirted me out of her vag. Goody for me.

I don't celebrate my birthday - a fact I made perfectly clear to my coworkers. Apparently "I don't celebrate my birthday" wasn't clear enough, for sure enough this morning, the skank I hate brought balloons. Now if

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