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Zork's Green Tip 1 - Be Green and Still Have Fun

By jedankitty 124 days ago from http://www.itstheplanetdidiot.com

We are here to help the Earthling race. We realize some of you Homo sapiens are more evolved than others. Al Gore, the earthling who invented the Internet and brought global warming to your attention, is a more highly-evolved Homo sapien.

We offer green tips which will enable you to be green like us. Your species is not adv

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ItsthePlanetDidiot: Zork Green Tip 5 - Bike, Monsier

By jedankitty 120 days ago from http://www.itstheplanetdidiot.com

Earthlings, if you are too lazy to walk, we offer you an alternative green technology called a bicycle. Humans should ride everywhere on their bikes. The new fashion trend is riding bikes, especially since gas is nearly $4 per gallon.

5 beautiful reasons to ride a bike:

1. Save the planet. Your average vehicle produces 8

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ItsTheRecessionStupid: Recession Tip 17 - Best Way to Save Cash

By webmaster8888 196 days ago from http://putinforpresident.typepad.com

If you are an Earthling shopaholic, then simply restrain yourself from spending money during recession. We understand that your current president has the same problem of not being able to save money for the U.S.
From what we read in your own human-written newspapers, the U.S. is $9 trillion dollars in debt at this moment and o