"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People."

The problem with these two candidates is that they're so similar on the issues. It comes down to race vs. sex, experience vs. inexperience and bitch vs. arrogance. So, let's look at these three issues:

1. Race vs. Sex: If you're a woman, do you vote for a black

man or a whit

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Yikes! I'm in love with a cartoon! How did this happen? And why are TV commercials making us watch cartoonized versions rather than the real thing? And while we're on the subject of inappropriate crushes, what about that Jason Castro on American Idol? He's too pretty to be a man, yet I somehow have a crush on him too.

Wha

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This is an expanded and improved version of an old cartoon that goes way back. If you have any kind of background in software developing or marketing or any of a half dozen other industries you’ll probably find this really funny.

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During the late 80's and the early 90's the world was in the grasp of an hyper / over eager dog and an incredibly stupid cat (we think he, er, she, ah, it was a cat): Ren and Stimpy!

One of the classic episodes of the short lived Ren and Stimpy series was the Rubber Nipple Salesmen. Our heroes are going door to door selling rubber nipp

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He's the kung-fu carrot! He's the vegetable vigilante! He's The Carrotty Kid, and he returns today in a new comic we simply call, 'Widescreen'.

Come along and join the crime-fighting carrot and his sensei, Master Che-Ri, as they get up to all sorts of wacky hi-jinx whilst trying to keep their town free of evil, in the f

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RoodieDoodie is the disguise I use for my blog that I use to publish my cartoons. I started off with cartoon ninjas battling it out with led to super Heroes & Jason Voorhees vs Freddy Krueger (or Friday the 13th and A Nightmare on Elm Street respectively). There are also a few other characters too with some more drawn and ready to go very soo

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I leaned something from Hillary after Super Tuesday II. When the crap hits the fan, and you must win, throw everything at the problem, including the kitchen sink. Why? Because you never know what is going to work.

In the case of Hillary, she had to win Texas and Ohio in order to stay in the game. Hillary won through a combin

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So based on an intriguing (and completely unexpected!) comment by ‘R.ElGayar’ on the last post, I decided to gather up some of your cartoon fantasies in one place because let’s face it, at one point or another we’ve all thought about rogering someone in 2D.

I’ve already stated that my choice would be BETTY from Archie Comics. Why? Well, sh

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Obama can't put her out, no matter how much money he throws against her. Despite the media favoring Obama, the "bitter" comment and Obama's pastor were a difference in Pennsylvania.

What would have happened if Hillary had not lied (I mean misspoke) about her experiences in Bosnia? Would Hillary have pounded Obama by more

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"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People"
I don't care what signs the Federal Reserve sees, on the street I see a lot of scared people. Financial markets and our banking system are based on psychology as much as reality. Perception is reality. Everywhere I turn, I see the subprime fiasco rearing its ugly head. I want to bury th

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Think about it. The ECONOMISTS have their nice little white collar, cushy jobs, live in beautiful penthouses and drive BMWs. They get most of their economic data from sources like our government, the same government that was extremely sure about WMD in Iraq. Of course, they would be the last ones to feel the money pinch.

If

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HUCK FINN COMMENTS: If you missed the President George W. Bush press conference, you missed a show. After watching George W., I realized there's no need for me to spend any money going to comedy clubs.

Add laughter in your life by watching a George W. press conference. This might help as the economy sinks into recession. It

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Hillary needs to hire Mystery, The Pick Up Artist, from the VH1 reality show.

Mystery can teach her how to pick up undecided votes in Texas and Ohio. The clock is ticking and Hill's losing voters in Texas and Ohio by the second.

Here's the advice I believe Mystery would give Hillary:

Mystery Pick Up Advice #1: Stop a

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Well, the last debate (so we think) is finally over, at least until the Democratic Convention. In the old days, not long ago, it was exciting to see Obama and Hillary duke it out. The magic is gone, Amerikans.

When you look at their faces over the last six months, you see two worn out, battered, warriors trying to throw in t

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"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People" (political satire)
Even though Obama may not be the most experienced candidate (this is not and endorsement for Obama or Hillary, I'm still undecided), his look, posture, demeanor are displaying belief that he can win.

Obama has become Obamassiah.

Even with John McCain's ridiculo

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"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People"
The train for the White House has left and Hill's not on it. Why? Because the person driving the train is Obama. After the Texas debates, it was evident that both of them are a lot more similar than different.
The American voter is lazy.
They don't want to take the time to really stu

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