Back room politics continues even as Hillary Rodham with all her 'experience' and connections refuses to concede she lost according to the rules set out by her own new deal party.
She will not go quietly and has racked up a huge debt to finance her campaign. If it has anything to do with negotiating for VP then Bill Clinton

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To survive the recession, you are going to have to start cutting down on everything. That includes your meals at a restaurant or at home. We are not asking you to become thin like some of your Hollywood stars. We encourage you to stay at home to save money (See our Couple Tips), but when you dine at a restaurant, please share t

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Hillary needs to hire Mystery, The Pick Up Artist, from the VH1 reality show.

Mystery can teach her how to pick up undecided votes in Texas and Ohio. The clock is ticking and Hill's losing voters in Texas and Ohio by the second.

Here's the advice I believe Mystery would give Hillary:

Mystery Pick Up Advice #1: Stop a

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Microsoft founder Bill Gates gave his last speech at Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. Bill started off with the traditional MS Vista speech mixed with new hardware that MS is working on and what can be expected later on this year. One of the most surprising things was the announcement of ABC and Disney TV shows and MGM movies coming to

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A lot of people have anxiety about going to the dental office. Some are even dental phobic. This is a great article that goes over some key methods that will allow your dental visit to be more relaxing. Oral sedation is the new and upcoming thing in dentistry and a ton of people are grasping onto this new method of treatment

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Earthlings, reduce your trips to Starbucks if you are going to survive the recession. Please do not get us wrong. We are absolutely, positively addicted to Starbucks. However, $4 cappuccinos will cost you $120 per month, and $1,440 per year just in cappuccinos.

We love Starbucks coffee, but during the recession, make your co

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1. Don't get down and dirty with Hillary. Your entire campaign is based on not being that kind of politician. I am not saying you shouldn't fight back. Stay with what has worked for you so far (you're ahead, remember) and imitate the greatest boxer of all time, Mohammad Ali.

Ali was a great counter-puncher. He danced like

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The first time I heard the word 'waterboarding', I thought it was some kind of extreme sport. After learning through our 'non-biased' traditional media that waterboarding is a form of torture, I realized I was intuitively right. Waterboarding is an extreme sport action in the torture industry.

I am proud to be more educa

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ItsTheRecessionStupid.com: UFO Recession Tip 65
Funny and useful tips to Earthlings on how to survive the economic recession from cute UFO Aliens.
"Earthlings, beware of the phones using landlines. They are dangerous to your wallet during economic recession. We have calculated that getting rid of your old-fashioned, un-glam

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1. Overexposure. For the last six weeks, I've heard nothing but Obama this, Obama that, Obama everywhere. If you listened to CNN for one hour, I bet they would mention Obama at least 78 to 79 times per hour, give or take a few.

America loves an underdog. Obama lost because he got cocky. You have to hand it to Hillary. She i

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Earthlings, Caller ID is your best friend to surviving a recession. Face it, most likely your bills are starting to stack up if you are reading our UFO recession advice.

If you are worried about losing your job or have lost your job, it is essential you take time now to plan your recession survival. The first thing to do is

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Despite Wright came back from his vacation to save his own legacy (Reverend Wright and President Bush should get together to compare notes on how to save their legacy), but even he couldn't stop the Obama Express from reaching the White House.

Even with all the ne steam. Politics is about momentum and I just can't figure o

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