Bofa D's is known for funny guides like the Ten Signs it is Time to Break Up With Your Girlfriend. But until now, we have not been known as a hard hitting investigative site. That is why we decided to travel America in search of The Worst Jobs In America:Condom Tester, Animal Inseminator, Diarrhea Relief Quality Control, Commercial Voiceover

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Tips for human Americans on how to survive the recession from expert alien beings.
Bringing your lunch to work is cheaper than going out to a restaurant, saves gas and reduces pollution. If you are an intelligent being, you will bring a healthy sandwich.
Lunch box leads to company commitment leads to saving money leads to a h

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I used to be a surgeon in my country. I was well liked and had a decent life. But I was drawn in by western TV shows and Hollywood and became a big fan of the American lifestyle. Over the course of six months I made preparations and arrived in New York as a tourist. Everything went downhill after that. ...

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Think about it. The ECONOMISTS have their nice little white collar, cushy jobs, live in beautiful penthouses and drive BMWs. They get most of their economic data from sources like our government, the same government that was extremely sure about WMD in Iraq. Of course, they would be the last ones to feel the money pinch.

If

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If you want to save money during the American recession, it is not hard for any Earthling to learn to change the oil or air filter.
You will save at least 50% of the money spent at a garage or one of the oil change chains. Yes, you might get your hands dirty but it sure beats being broke.
If you are not able to change oil fo

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Prager seems to believe that he has a clever solution to the problem of bile and ignorance on the internet. Simply ban anonymous posting, he says. If the operators of websites would require all commentors to state their real names and locations, dis

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Arlington, OR mayoress, Carmen Kontur-Gronquist, was removed from office. Residents claimed the vote was necessary because of racy photos that appeared on her MySpace page, but as it turns out, her political opponents just also happened to be against her views on water and golf courses. The Rundown has been following this sto

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You probably heard of this one: a man in New Mexico wished to change his name from "Variable" to "F--- Censorship." While the court denied his petition, The Rundown picked-up the story. Imagine my surprise when Variable showed-up to discuss the issue with me!

Check out my commentary and his responses and join the discuss

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"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People" (political satire)
Even though Obama may not be the most experienced candidate (this is not and endorsement for Obama or Hillary, I'm still undecided), his look, posture, demeanor are displaying belief that he can win.

Obama has become Obamassiah.

Even with John McCain's ridiculo

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Mr. Beck needs to understand that being friends with Russia is better than being friends with Saudi Arabia or China. Last I checked, Russians treat their women much better than Saudi Arabia.

Mr. Beck is using 1950s communist fear tactics to sell more advertising dollars on television. He's got to justify his $10 million a

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"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People."

We spend billions of dollars on war in the Middle East, but we don't have the resources to stop, punish, and enforce sex trafficking and sex trade right here in United States of America.

America, the land of the free, imports illegal aliens (I'm sorry it's 'undocumented workers

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Earthling women find motorcycles sexy. But do not take her on a fancy date, when she is wearing fancy clothes, on the scooter or motorcycle. A cheaper and funner date would be to take them out for a motorcycle ride, then return to your dwelling and make her a romantic dinner. This will be most recession-proof way for you to hav

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"Superstardom" simply does not exist anymore and why is that? How far have we gotten, as a society, by deriding the concept of celebrity? We keep telling our kids that "everyone's a winner" and "anyone can do anything," but the hard reality is that none of this is true. Are we setting them up for a fall?

Should we bolster their f

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I never thought overexposure was a bad thing. But after this week, I'm convinced that it can work against you. Obama is leading Hillary. The momentum is in his favor, but the thing working against him is overexposure in the "non-biased" media.

Everywhere, I hear Obama this and Obama that.

Once the media picks a horse

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If there was a Star Wars intergalactic drama and we needed an Obi Wan Kenobi, I'd vote for Ron Paul. The problem is Luke Skywalker will likely never hear of Ron Paul because the media loves to ignore him, despite the fact he has brains. Ron Paul doesn't have a prayer of winning, because America doesn't want an honest politic

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Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People.

The film Minority Report, which starred our beloved Scientology leader, Tom Cruise, is becoming a reality in America. The Bush administration is pushing hard to pass a bill that will enable Congress to wiretap Americans in the name of national security, terrorism and the Middle East war.

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