

# Why Does The Christmas Season Start So Early Every Year?
# How To: Purchasing Alcohol When Slightly Intoxicated
# The Business of Catalogues: Fact vs Fiction
# Photos: KKK-Supermarket (I’m Not Making This Up…)
# Jesus Loves You! (Everyone Else Thinks You’re An Asshole)
# 10 Things NOT To Say To A Clerk On A Busy Day
# 10 Things NOT To Say To A Clerk When Trying To Get A Discount
# “Slut, Where’s My Food!?†[Bad Examples]
# “Excuse Me, You Seem To Have A Bird In Your Store.â€
# Get The [censored] Out Of My [censored] Way!
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