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ItsTheRecessionStupid: Recession Tip 17 - Best Way to Save Cash

By webmaster8888 321 days ago from http://putinforpresident.typepad.com

If you are an Earthling shopaholic, then simply restrain yourself from spending money during recession. We understand that your current president has the same problem of not being able to save money for the U.S.
From what we read in your own human-written newspapers, the U.S. is $9 trillion dollars in debt at this moment and o

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ItsTheRecessionStupid: Tip 21 - Be Your Own Mechanic

By webmaster8888 318 days ago from http://putinforpresident.typepad.com

If you want to save money during the American recession, it is not hard for any Earthling to learn to change the oil or air filter.
You will save at least 50% of the money spent at a garage or one of the oil change chains. Yes, you might get your hands dirty but it sure beats being broke.
If you are not able to change oil fo

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ItsTheRecessionStupid: UFO Recession Tip 9 - Bring Lunch to Work

By webmaster8888 318 days ago from http://putinforpresident.typepad.com

Tips for human Americans on how to survive the recession from expert alien beings.
Bringing your lunch to work is cheaper than going out to a restaurant, saves gas and reduces pollution. If you are an intelligent being, you will bring a healthy sandwich.
Lunch box leads to company commitment leads to saving money leads to a h

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ItsTheRecessionStupid: UFO Recession Tip 25 - The End of Health Clubs

By webmaster8888 315 days ago from http://putinforpresident.typepad.com

We now save money by exercising at our dwelling. We don't have all those machines at our disposal, but we've managed to look lean and fit. The exercises we do are ones you can do anywhere. We have even adopted some of those exercise to do during our sexual pleasure moments.

Here are 9 exercises any Earthling can do without

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ItsTheRecessionStupid: UFO Recession Tip 27 - Earthling, Ride a Vespa and Save Planet Earth

By webmaster8888 313 days ago from http://putinforpresident.typepad.com

Earthling women find motorcycles sexy. But do not take her on a fancy date, when she is wearing fancy clothes, on the scooter or motorcycle. A cheaper and funner date would be to take them out for a motorcycle ride, then return to your dwelling and make her a romantic dinner. This will be most recession-proof way for you to hav

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ItsTheRecessionStupid: Tip 35 - Delay Having a Baby

By webmaster8888 309 days ago from http://putinforpresident.typepad.com

The quickest way to drain your budget during recession is to have a new Earthling baby. We highly recommend for Earthlings not to plan to have any Earthling babies during recession. The cost of raising a baby right now is high. Unless you are sitting on a huge pile of money, please delay your child planning.

Earthlings, we a

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ItsTheRecessionStupid Tip 37 - Dress In-Style, Shop Target

By webmaster8888 309 days ago from http://putinforpresident.typepad.com

During recession, fashion takes a new turn. There is no need to be a fashion diva if you are about to get foreclosed on your house.

Earthlings, we have a deep secret to tell you. If you have been the fashion queen or king before the recession, you can continue to be one, without breaking your bank.

The secret to recession

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Zork's Green Tip 1 - Be Green and Still Have Fun

By jedankitty 249 days ago from http://www.itstheplanetdidiot.com

We are here to help the Earthling race. We realize some of you Homo sapiens are more evolved than others. Al Gore, the earthling who invented the Internet and brought global warming to your attention, is a more highly-evolved Homo sapien.

We offer green tips which will enable you to be green like us. Your species is not adv

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Zork's Green Tip 2 - 10 Reasons to Plant a Tree

By jedankitty 247 days ago from http://www.itstheplanetdidiot.com

Earthling, without trees, there would be no way for you to breathe and live on this planet. Every time you chop down a tree, you are actually cutting off your oxygen supply. Why does your species keep murdering them?

You learned the value of trees and the reason for their Earthly existence in grade school. As you grow older

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Top 10 Blogger Recession Tips to Make Money

By webmaster8888 240 days ago from http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com

Earthling, blogging is a highly enjoyable way to pass the time until we figure out how to fix our saucy saucer for intergalactic travel. We are highly intelligent, super-smart beings and we are one million years more advanced than you... but we do not hold that against you. We love Earthlings! We are happy to help you by offeri

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7 Recession-Proof Father’s Day Tips

By webmaster8888 208 days ago from http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com

Funny, Cheap and Green Father's Day ideas
"Earthling, today is a special day. It is Father’s Day. The only problem is that my father, who is more than one million years old, is in a galaxy far, far away. Thanks to Bubba who shot us down in Stephenville, Texas, and damaged our intergalactic energy power booster, this Father

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