If you are a visitor to this small. blue-green planet, on a short break or staying for research, but would like to avoid any trouble then this is will complements the Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy's advice (Earth- Mostly harmless), with recent events which may spoil your stay.

Share and Enjoy!
Share and Enjoy!
Journey through life with your plastic boy
or girl by your side, let your pal be your guide
and when it breaks down or starts to annoy
or grinds when it moves or sits on your hat and
has sex with your cat
or rips off your door or falls to the floor
and it gets to the point that you can't stand any more
Bring it to us we wont give a fig
We'll tell you to stick your head in a pig

(Sirius Cybernetics Corp Company Song.)