The government thought they finally won. Despite saving America six times in six days, Jack Bauer was a wanted man and ended up going to jail last night because of some trumped up DUI charges. He was using one of his aliases, “Keifer Sutherland“, at the time of the arrest, but it wasn’t a very good cover apparently.
I mean, everyone knows what Jack Bauer looks like. Plus he was wearing this t-shirt.
And they aren’t playing around here. Not only was he supposed to perform kitchen duties and wash laundry, according to my inside source TMZ, but he was also stripped naked and ordered to wear a *gulp* orange jumpsuit…
On a side note: You've already been fired from your job, haven't you? I mean, seriously...your boss is going to be looking for you pretty soon... :)