Hillary needs to hire Mystery, The Pick Up Artist, from the VH1 reality show.

Mystery can teach her how to pick up undecided votes in Texas and Ohio. The clock is ticking and Hill's losing voters in Texas and Ohio by the second.

Here's the advice I believe Mystery would give Hillary:

Mystery Pick Up Advice #1: Stop acting like a bitch. (Voters don't like to vote for a bitch no matter what your advisers and/or polls indicate. I know the bitch attitude got you into the Senate, but you're trying to run for president here. It won't work.)

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