My childhood dog’s love affair with Aunt Pearl’s leg every time she fell asleep was cute and strangely tender at times but that didn’t make it right. We weren’t really that concerned for Aunt Pearl, it was just my sister’s doll, Mr. Raggamuffin, couldn’t bear the betrayal. My dog and Raggamuffin had shared a romance only seen in period Keira Knightley movies involving some pasty dandy slapping another pasty dandy with a glove. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, so my dog’s nuts had to go and so do your truck’s nuts. You wouldn’t want Jethro’s F-150 humping your Aunt’s leg would you?
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